Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. Sincerely, it’s not our fault,...
It's like I have to beg to see you.
When your parents come back from shopping.
I’m like “what have you bought?”
I never would had thought
I’m shockingly anger for the first time in a long time. I don’t think it’s an excuse for you to experiment with hard core drugs just because you’re out of town. You can call it criticizing but when someone is just doing the right thing and look out for you that is not the situation at all. I probably won’t sleep because if this. You really suck. This is the stupidest...
When someone insults Glee you’re like And you want to: But you don’t want to get in trouble: So you end up just: While mentally: or: How sad.
Blame It On The Alcohol.
Showing off your skills on a treadmill:
hesgotmeshoeslove: Expectation: Reality: oh, mythbusters.
That strange moment when you're watching a video...
myprivatefrenchvilla: So i’m like o yeah, it’s time to sleep And the teacher hands out a question sheet, knowing you’re not going to sleep. And I’m like, Why you messin with my sleep? Then the video goes fast as hell, and I miss like 5 answers in that one minute. And everyone around me keeps asking, what were the answers And I’m like, shut the hell up. And I miss another...
I don’t know, I think she kinda looks like a… me and jakii: DOG! hahaha.
This when I first realized I really love Karen.
Oh, honey, no one in the world would believe you’re straight. You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night. You fell out of the gay tree hitting every gay branch on the way down. And you landed on a gay guy. AND YOU DID HIM.
That one part of the videogame where you keep on...
lollirotsaysrawr: After the first time you die: After the next few times: When you’re SO close to getting past it, but fail: When you FINALLY conquer the damn thing:
That person who volunteers to read and they read...
akidnamedcrys: byroney: lmao Ahahhaa
You're going to drive me crazy with your dumb...
I have to get over this. This is getting stupid. The whole thing was stupid. And SUCH a distraction. Stop it. Just go away like you said you would. (holding back) (post)
I just had Subway, but “I can go for a’ lil sweet!” My brotha, Shesher:)
POSING FOR PHOTOS
omgitsliz: OTHER GIRLS: ME AND MY FRIENDS: Last night.
I know that.
I’m extremely strange at time, but I really don’t mind. I think it adds to a persons of personality when the are. I enjoy sharing my sense of humor with people. You connect on a great level that way. Going around crackin’ some heller funzie. When people call me weird I just laugh it off or do something worse! So, come on ladies! We’re young, fun, and goofy. Alright, well...