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lifehackable:

With the Ebola virus now spreading in the United States, it’s important to know the symptoms. Reblog and pass it on. 
Anonymous: i like a straight boy what do i do

gymleaderkyle:

toinfinityandbooyonce:

ok rent a van with some friends and drive up to him and have a hot girl flash her boobs and say she’ll pay him to have sex with her blindfolded in the van but they gon film it and when he’s blindfolded you come out and suck his dick then he gon take off the blindfold and push you away and be all I ain’t gay and camera man will say we’ll pay you a thousand dollars to fuck this kid and he will and then you drop him off somewhere and speed off without paying him it works every time

a tale as old as time

confluentia-hardcore:

Pay your taxes or be sent to the Shadow Realm
bee-anchor-pip:

iconic

peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable



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